Category: Joke Board
A street-wise New Yorker in a leather jacket and sunglasses goes to this high class accounting firm to apply for a job. The interviewer smirks at him, but he says "Hey, if you're gonna discriminate dis guy based on looks, fogeddaboudit!" So the interviewer says "All right then, I want you to take this notepad here and without actually writing the numbers, draw me a picture that represents the number 9." So, the New Yorker draws three trees and says "Tree and tree and tree, dat's 9!" The interviewer asks him to draw a picture representing the number 99, so he takes his greasy hands and smudges up the trees he drew and says "Dirty tree, dirty tree, and dirty tree, that's 99!" The frustrated interviewer says, "All right then, wise guy, draw me a picture that represents 100!" So, the New Yorker draws three long brown spots on the trunks of the tree and says, "Dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, dat's 100! When do I start?!"
To my mind the interviewer won out. that only adds up too 99.9 not 100. lol
lol. really like it
I agree with Dan. tis only 99.9
I liked it, dispite the nit pickers around here, 99.9 or 100, what's the difference? <grin>
This kicks ass.
YO! Totally!
Lol, keep it up. That's great.
...I don't think I would like want my A** Kicked into the "turddy stuff" though... kinda "turddy" to say the least... ucky! YO! Totally like NOT at all..
The New Yorker probably received the new job!
3 thirds would be a whole 1, not .9 fractions..gotta love them.
Yep!
LOL!