New York Street Knowledge

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Amethyst Moon (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 14:23:15

A street-wise New Yorker in a leather jacket and sunglasses goes to this high class accounting firm to apply for a job. The interviewer smirks at him, but he says "Hey, if you're gonna discriminate dis guy based on looks, fogeddaboudit!" So the interviewer says "All right then, I want you to take this notepad here and without actually writing the numbers, draw me a picture that represents the number 9." So, the New Yorker draws three trees and says "Tree and tree and tree, dat's 9!" The interviewer asks him to draw a picture representing the number 99, so he takes his greasy hands and smudges up the trees he drew and says "Dirty tree, dirty tree, and dirty tree, that's 99!" The frustrated interviewer says, "All right then, wise guy, draw me a picture that represents 100!" So, the New Yorker draws three long brown spots on the trunks of the tree and says, "Dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, dat's 100! When do I start?!"

Post 2 by Harp (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 14:26:20

To my mind the interviewer won out. that only adds up too 99.9 not 100. lol

Post 3 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 14:37:59

lol. really like it

Post 4 by HauntedReverie (doing the bad mango) on Sunday, 02-Jul-2006 19:04:44

I agree with Dan. tis only 99.9

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Monday, 03-Jul-2006 2:39:54

I liked it, dispite the nit pickers around here, 99.9 or 100, what's the difference? <grin>

Post 6 by Nick6489 (11 years a Zoner) on Monday, 23-Oct-2006 23:10:05

This kicks ass.

Post 7 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Monday, 23-Oct-2006 23:37:49

YO! Totally!

Post 8 by kgs4674forever (Zone BBS is my Life) on Tuesday, 24-Oct-2006 18:54:46

Lol, keep it up. That's great.

Post 9 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Tuesday, 24-Oct-2006 22:40:51

...I don't think I would like want my A** Kicked into the "turddy stuff" though... kinda "turddy" to say the least... ucky! YO! Totally like NOT at all..

The New Yorker probably received the new job!

Post 10 by AngelKisses (An angel with no Halo) on Wednesday, 25-Oct-2006 13:40:33

3 thirds would be a whole 1, not .9 fractions..gotta love them.

Post 11 by Grace (I've now got the ggold prolific poster award! wahoo! well done to me!) on Thursday, 26-Oct-2006 17:47:19

Yep!

Post 12 by Phoenix (I'll do my homework...later.) on Thursday, 26-Oct-2006 18:13:17

LOL!